Just when I think everything is falling into place, it gets shaken up.

And for the first time since I met you I have no desire to protect you, warn you, or defend you.

Fuck you, kid. You ruined your own happiness. And so help you God if you blame me one more time you'll be picking the skin of my knuckles out of your teeth for weeks to come.

I really, really, miss the security in knowing I had someone I could talk to.

( Pictures! )

I'd too lame to actually write about the trip, but it was a good time haha

We finally decided on a costume for halloween in which we'll wear while walking around NYC ( ... )

Dutchess barks at me -> Lua barks at Dutchess for barking at me -> Prince barks at Lua for barking at Dutchess for barking at me -> I bark at everyone to fucking shut the hell up.

Then we all makeup and lay in the sun.

Dear whoever made the coffee thermos I used today,
While I too didn't see an issue with it when I picked it out, I've come to find a major flaw in your assbackwards design. It's pretty much common knowledge that metal transfers heat so why the fuck would you make a coffee thermos, whos job is to hold extremely hot coffee, with a metal outside? I enjoyed not only burning my lips, but my fingers. While driving mind you. I should have known, but YOU should have not been fucking morons. I'd sue but I'd look pretty darn stupid I bet. Hot coffee in a metal cup, the fuck were you thinking? You weren't, and that's the problem.

Dear people I went to high school with,
If I didn't like you in high school, odds are after your 2 kids and countless jobs/boyfriends later, I still won't fucking like you. You're just as skanky, stupid, and pathetic. Baby is spelt with a 'y' and not 3 i's. Puckering your lips in every picture doesn't make you sexy. And publicly writing about how high you are isn't any cooler then it was in high school, and it wasn't even cool back then. So don't request to be my "friend" on facebook. You're still a whore, and you're still a gay hating jock whos probably gay. Enjoy the life you have that will be spent in the same piece of shit town we both grew up in.

Dear Requirments to my Degree,
The fuck? Seriously...the fuck? While being in my 4th college semester I've taken many classes, written many papers, taken tons of tests, and done countless hours of homework. Yet all this knownledge I've gained can't help me figure out why the FUCK a history major needs to take a MUSIC class, a GYM class, and a fucking ART class. I don't give a shit about frets, or fitness walking, or brush strokes. I care about World War 1, The Roman Empire, The Boston Tea Party, hell I even care more about the history of wood harvesting than the stupid shit you're requiring me to take. I've come to the conclusion you only shove in these bullshit classes to extend the time we're forced to be at your school, so you can jack another semesters worth of cash from us. Fuck you all. In your faces.

Dear Guy who is semi-hot who stares at in me Geography,
Unless you're gonna make some lame excuse to talk to me and start up a conversation, stop staring at me. I'm not going to talk to you first. I'll never make the first move. Untuck your nads and say fucking 'hi' to me. If you don't wait til the end of the semester I might even ignore the fact you're a hipster and try to like you, you skinny jean wear

(I apologize for type-os but in the heat of the moment you just gonna hit 'post' and say fuck it all)

Hay Ron so whatcha gonna be for halloween?

Oh nothing just this ( sweet ass costume. )

My sisters baby shower is today. I couldn't make it, and she's kinda upset over that.
Like the celebrating of the unborn fetus cooking in her womb wasn't enough to drag me up there, she tried bribing me with a Horse and 300 Alpacas. I'm no longer a fan of Alpacas (if I ever was one) because last time I went to the farm I saw one give birth. They couldn't have waited til the party was over? Attention whores. That is what they are.